Honey Badger Mom

Author: Robin

  • I’ve Got Your Progressive Party Playlist, Playa

    I’ve Got Your Progressive Party Playlist, Playa

     

    So Cindy of Whatever Works is throwing a party. A virtual Progressive Party, where house #1 has the appetizers, house #2 has the salad, house #3 serves up the main course, and so on. It’s a potluck with GPS.

    Only in this case the hosts are Philly-area bloggers, and the houses are blogs. You savvy?

    I just wasn’t inspired to cook for a crowd (I’m difficult like that), so I volunteered to plate some hot tunes for you all. And as always I bring a heaping helping of bad humor to the party. Enjoy.

    (Song titles are in bold. Progressive Party recipe links are after the story. Scroll to the end and hit play to listen to the entire playlist.)

     

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    All I Wanna Do is have some fun. So let’s Get The Party Started!

    In my mind, this is how the party would go down for me and Jeff:

    We’ve prepped for this party by skipping lunch- we’ve got the Appetite Blues. We descend onto the first houses and tear through the appetizers; the awkward conversation we make doesn’t disguise that we’re Hungry Like the Wolf.

    Appetizers take the edge off, and we move on to salads like civilized folks. Forks and knives and napkins and polite conversation, y’all. Or in my case, awkward conversation. We munch our Vegetables nestled in their beds of lettuce and I mention to some random person how Every I Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You.

    On a hot summer’s night there’s nothing like a cold beverage to wash down good food and assuage the socially awkward fear of making more stupid observations out loud, so as we hit up houses serving before dinner apértifs some of us may seek out the hard liquor. Hey, liquor before beer, never fear, amiright?

    Soon enough the pours and the conversation are flowing like Red Red Wine. First there’s a Champagne Supernova, then choices of Gin & Juice or Tequila. No one touches the Funky Cold Medina… yet. Look at what grownups we are.

    I throw back One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer for the road. (Don’t worry. My darling husband is my designated driver as usual, and sticks to Orange Crush.)

    Now, When I Drink, I fancy myself quite the conversationalist. The anecdotes and jokes fall from my tongue Just Like Honey. Understandably, you, innocent partygoer, are alarmed as I corner you with my wit and labyrinthine stories. You make as if you might take off early, but you Can’t Go Back to Jersey, darling, not after those drinks. Anyway, by the time the Dinner Bell rings I can tell that We’re Going to Be Friends.

    The drinks continue to flow throughout the meal— we’re a fun group— and soon enough You’re My Best Friend. Par for the course when you have a group of friends and alcohol, we start reminiscing about the old days of our friendship, wonder why we don’t spend more time together, make grandiose plans for the future. We grow sentimental. La La Love You, man.

    We sit in a Circle and talk about how you can Lean on Me and are grateful that you Stand by Me, but, you know. That’s What Friends Are for. By the time we’re singing about our Friends in Low Places and attempting conga lines to We Are Family, though, we recognize that this has gone far enough and it’s time to sober up.

    Dessert time! “C” is for Cookie, and maybe Candy too. Perhaps a seasonal Cherry Pie? Not quite ready for the night to end, I sip One More Cup of Coffee with Milk and Sugar; Jeff has the Cold Tea Blues.

    And then Candy Girl Kelly Brown breaks out her stash of gummy bears soaked in vodka, and I can’t help breaking out into The Gummy Bear Song, and Jeff is nudging me to leave, and I feel rude going, but he points out Who Says You Can’t Go Home.

    Yeah, well, I suddenly realize it’s past 2 in the morning and maybe I was ready to leave anyway, Where Is My Mind. Jeff whispers that there is no need for extended goodbyes, we’ll all see each other again soon I promise, Shut Up and Let Me Go.

    Or something like that. Maybe your parties are different 🙂

     

     

     Not a Spotify user? You should be, it’s awesome. You can sign up here. It’s free unless you want to upgrade (and not to upsell you- it’s worth every penny).

    But since it has come to my attention that some people don’t use Spotify and don’t wanna: here are the songs on Amazon.

    All I Wanna Do (Sheryl Crow)
    Get The Party Started (P!nk)
    Appetite Blues (Lightnin’ Hopkins)
    Hungry Like the Wolf (Duran Duran)
    Vegetables (The Beach Boys)
    Everytime I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You (The Ramones)
    Cold Beverage (G Love & Special Sauce)
    Red, Red Wine (Neil Diamond)
    Champagne Supernova (Oasis)
    Gin And Juice (Snoop Dogg)
    Tequila (The Champs)
    Funky Cold Medina (Tone Loc)
    One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (George Thorogood & the Destroyers)
    Orange Crush (R.E.M.)
    When I Drink (The Avett Brothers)
    Just Like Honey (Jesus & Mary Chain)
    Can’t Go Back To Jersey (G Love & Special Sauce)
    Dinner Bell (They Might Be Giants)
    We’re Going To Be Friends (The White Stripes)
    You’re My Best Friend (Queen)
    La La Love You (Pixies)
    Circle (Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians)
    Lean On Me (Bill Withers)
    Stand By Me (Ben E King)
    That’s What Friends Are For (Dionne Warwick)
    Friends In Low Places (Garth Brooks)
    We Are Family (Sister Sledge)
    ”C” Is For Cookie (Cookie Monster)
    Candy (Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson)
    Cherry Pie (Warrant)
    One More Cup Of Coffee (Bob Dylan)
    Milk And Sugar (G Love & Special Sauce)
    Cold Tea Blues (Cowboy Junkies)
    Candy Girl (New Edition)
    The Gummy Bear Song (Gummibar)
    Who Says You Can’t Go Home (Bon Jovi With Jennifer Nettles)
    Where Is My Mind? (Pixies)
    Shut Up And Let Me Go (The Ting Tings)

     

    To get the full Progressively Perfect Virtual Dinner Party blog hop experience, click the links below in order:

     Appetizers

    Salad

    Drinks

    Entrees

    Coffee, Tea & Dessert

    Here are the corrections. The only one that isn’t live is Sarah’s, but I am assuming that her URL will just be changed to today’s date (which I did). I’m so sorry!!!

    Late Night

    Decorations, Outfits and Music

    Hope you have as much fun reading through the party as we did planning it!

  • Why I’m Not Really a Runner

    Why I’m Not Really a Runner

    I hear it a lot.

    People counseling each other not to compare. Not to worry about being good enough.

    “If you run, you’re a runner.”

    OK, well, I run. And it’s frustrating, because I really have not grown to love running, have never felt that “runner’s high.”

    My brother told me that I was looking for something more dramatic than it is. “You know, that feeling you get sometimes when you feel like you could keep going forever.”

    Yeah, I’ve never had that either.

    I don’t hate every run, but I do feel that I fight for every mile. I like stopping.

    I like what running does for my body. I like being a good example for my kids. I like feeling faster, stronger.

    And lately, that’s the real issue. I’m as slow as I’ve ever been, as slow as when I first started after years of inactivity. It seems like all the work I’ve been doing for the last 18 months was for nothing.

    Wait, don’t pounce yet. Hear me out.

     

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    Love this photo. Postrun and I look miserable.

     

    I read recently— it kills me that I can’t find the article to link to— that you have to be careful not to cross an imaginary line when you start training for a triathlon. For most runners, the swim will be the weak point. I bitch and moan every week in swim class because my legs sink in the water and throw off my plane; my instructors tell me that’s normal for runners. Different muscles, legs are more dense than your top.

    The article warned against putting in too many training hours to perfect your swimming technique, against crossing that imaginary line. From runner to triathlete. From crosstraining to something more.

    Because if you’re primarily a runner, if you want running to be your strongest point, you should be running.

    Makes sense, right? If you’re a runner, you run. You find the time. You train with running in mind. You swim to be a better runner, as opposed to taking time from your running to be a better swimmer.

    Priorities.

    I’ve given it some thought and I don’t think I’m willing to give all those hours to running after all.

    I’ll still run.

    I’ll still plan to do a half in the fall, and some shorter races beforehand. But I’ll just be running. Not racing. Not obsessing over numbers. Not beating myself up for not improving in some quantifiable way.

    I’m letting the times go, just focusing on the miles.

    But I’m loving trying new classes too much to let them all go. I love my yoga. I love finding time to do physical activities with my kids. And I’ll admit, I love seeing improvement week after week in swim class.

    Priorities.

    I’m prioritizing enjoying my fitness activities, and trusting that will yield the best results. Science is totally backing me up on this.

     

    crosstraining

    I love awkward photos.

    crossfit riverfront

    I love snuggling with puppies and Instagramming disgustingly sweaty pics post-RivFit.

     

     

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    —Robert Heinlein

     

    Specialization is for insects. And for specialists, I suppose.

    But right now it’s not for me. Right now I’m all about being well-rounded, about being flexible, about having fun with my fitness, about trying new things, about enjoying being a jack of all trades and master of none. I think it’s my best way to model a healthy lifestyle for my kids.

    The fitness world loves to say #NoExcuses, and maybe I am just making excuses.

    I’m saying, well, I guess I’m saying #SometimesExcuses.

    And if anyone wants to judge me for that, well. 🙂

    Honey Badger Mom don’t care.

     

     

     

  • Old School Blogging

    Old School Blogging

    I’ve been blogging in one form or another for years now. My first 2 attempts at blogs no longer exist on the internets or were absorbed into later sites as my writing and interests have changes and evolved. Back in the day you’d see a lot of these “answer the question” type posts floating around— you’d get tagged by another blogger, you’d reveal a little something about you, and you’d pass it on by tagging other folks. I saw this alphabet one on Christine’s blog love life surf recently and was hit by nostalgia and the urge to overshare. She didn’t tag me, but I’m gonna answer the questions anyway because it seemed like fun and because I’m pushy that way 🙂

     

    wedding

     Jake photobomb FTW

    A. Attached or single? Jeff and I will have been married 14 years on June 26th. And we haven’t killed each other yet.

    B. Best friend? I have three. This upsets people who say you can’t have more than one best friend, but as I grow older my circle of friends grows ever smaller and these three have earned special distinction.

    1. Danielle— my BFF from freshman year of high school, who I rarely see in real life. Thanks to the internet, we work and play together and I “talk” to her more than anyone else. My biggest cheerleader.
    2. Kristin— my forever friend, who has always been there for me and my kids, and has always been the most generous and authentic, charismatic and fun person I know. Kristin was the one who made me break out of my shell of crippling shyness in high school, simply because she does not know how to walk into a room and befriend everyone in it.
    3. Cammy— my college roommate and later housemate, who is that friend you can go a year without seeing and then just pick back up with seamlessly, because you carry a piece of them always in your heart.

     

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    busting out the really attractive photos of us. JK, they were the most handy to lift off FB

     

    C. Cake or pie? I’m not a real fan of either, I’ve lost my sweet tooth in my old age. I vote cheesecake (though it’s not a real cake) or key lime pie (which is really only technically a pie).

    D. Day of choice? I live for Saturday mornings when I can sleep in, Saturday afternoons when I can tinker online and go for a leisurely run, Saturday nights when I can kick back with a Blue Moon and my current TV obsession (Doctor Who and Sherlock being the most recent and intense ones).

    E. Essential item? iPhone. Camera, internet, notepad all in one, I don’t know how I lived without it. I hear tell it works as a voice communication device too, but I don’t use it for that.

    F. Favorite color? Silver but my wardrobe is almost entirely black and grey.

    G. Gummy bears or worms? I don’t do gummy unless it’s Swedish fish or Sour Patch Kids.

    H. Home town? Wilmington DE, a place to be somebody. Or as I always called it, “So Close to Where You’d Rather be.”

    I. Favorite Indulgence? Statement shoes. I have… many. Some aren’t even realistically wearable, strictly speaking, I just sit them on shelves like art.

     

    doc marten stiletto knee high

     

    J. January or July? July. I spend the whole winter waiting for it to be over.

    K. Kids? Maybe this happens to everybody, but kid strangers really like to talk to me. Every time I go to the pool or playground there’s some kid showing me what tricks they can do or telling me about their dog or whatever. I love that and I hope it never stops. My own kids— Jake, 15; Maverick, 12; Cassidy, 8— think that’s weird.

    L. Life isn’t complete without? A sense of wonder and everyday laughter.

    M. Marriage date? June 26 1999

    N. Number of brothers/sisters? 2 half brothers in Vietnam I’ve never met. One half sister who died before my mother met my father. My brother Robbie is 7 years younger than me, which means he turned 30 this year, which means I suddenly feel very old.

    O. Oranges or apples? I’m in love with trying different varieties of apples and we tend to pick enough to feed a small army at our local orchard. My favorites right now are Honeycrisp, Pink Lady and Orange Honey.

     

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    P. Phobias? I’ve been knocking these down my whole life. Public speaking— love it now. Driving— I had to deal once the kids were in school. Agoraphobia— not only am I comfortable leaving the house, but I’ve now flown to Colorado on my own and driven someone else’s car to Atlanta. Next week I’m taking the train and finding my way to CES in NYC (I still won’t drive in NYC). Water— I can swim now, I can tread in deep water, I’m training toward a sprint tri in 2014 and hoping to dive and see the reefs in Fiji sometime soon thereafter. The best way to combat a phobia is just to face it head-on. That said, I’m still not down with swarms of insects, particularly small ones like fleas, ants or maggots, but I doubt anyone will fault me for that.

    Q: Quotes? My addiction. I have dozens of notebooks and thousands of index cards with quotes written on them, from books and movies and late night conversations with friends. My favorites come from Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Rainer Marie Rilke, Coco Chanel and Bob Dylan. My next tattoo will be Thoreau’s “Be and not seem” but I haven’t decided on placement yet.

    R: Reasons to smile? Because I’m still here. Because I can. Why not? There’s always a reason to smile, and even if you’re not feeling it, studies show smiling will help you to feel better. But here’s a reason to smile right this second:

     

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    S. Season of choice? Late spring/early summer (after the rains, basically). “Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.” -Rilke

    T. Tag 5 people. No. But feel free to do this if you’re so inclined. I do like to read them, I just don’t want to make you feel guilty if you don’t want to write it out.

    U. Unknown fact about me? I say “dang” a lot on the internet, if you’re friends with me anywhere you already know that. What you don’t know is that I say it in David Spade’s voice from Joe Dirt.

    V. Vegetable? I try to eat with the seasons. Right now that means asparagus, early peas and corn, and garlic scapes.

    W. Worst habit? Procrastination/perfectionism. They go hand in hand; waiting until I have time to do it all at once or “do it right.” There’s never enough time. I’m trying to adjust to doing what I can now and not letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

    X. X-ray or ultrasound? This is a weird question. X-ray. I have tons of animal x-rays that Jeff and I have never figured out how to display, but we’re not willing to part with, and every so often someone comes across them and I have no good answers to their questions.

    Y. Your favorite food? Capriotti’s cheesesteak or cheese fondue at The Melting Pot.

    Z. Zodiac sign? Libra. The sign of balance and justice. As a 1976 baby, I’m a Fire Dragon in the Chinese Zodiac: a double dragon, twice the passion, twice the influence. Also twice the mistakes…

     

    If you do an Old School A-Z leave me a link in the comments so I can see!