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  • Race Recap: Delaware Mud Run at Frightland

    Race Recap: Delaware Mud Run at Frightland

    So, to back it up a bit: I ran Spartan Race Citizens Bank Park in Philly on a Saturday… and then the Delaware Mud Run at Frightland the next day.

    I ran as part of a team with three women from my CrossFit box (two Laurens and a Heather) and I’m glad I did, but man, getting out of bed in the morning was not a happy time. There was some rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth and wailing of WHAT WAS I THINKING.

    My left calf was super tight— I’m guessing it was running all those stairs— and all the aggressive tennis-balling in the world couldn’t get it to loosen up. (Based on how I felt on Monday, I’m going to say it was actually my ankle that was messed up and the tightness in my calf was a result of that stiffness.)

    100% of proceeds from the Delaware Mud Run benefit the Leukemia Research Foundation of Delaware, so if you’ve never run I’d say please plan on it for next year! Here’s the lowdown so you can prepare.

    Or, if you’re not local: here’s a bunch of pictures of me looking dumb. Enjoy!

     

    group_DEmudrunPhoto? Oh, let me look over here for a sec. These ladies kick my ass in group photo posing.

     

    The run:

    There’s a fair amount of running, unlike Spartan where the running is well broken up by the obstacles. Here, the obstacles tended to be grouped together, especially at the end.

    The running is all hard packed mud/grass and trails, a good deal of it hilly, and it did not do wonders for my ouchy calf/ankle. It did not help that volunteers told us on at least five different occasions that we were halfway there. There is a special place in hell for people that do that.

     

    runnersofthecorn

     

    The scenery:

    Pretty awesome, actually. Cornfields and the backdrop of Frightland (I’m guessing. I’ve never been.) There was a lot of cool stuff to look at, which is always a bonus when you’re a runner that hates running.

     

    clown_frightland

    coaster_frightland

    ferriswheel_frightland

     

    The obstacles:

    Comparatively easy, mostly climbing over big mounds of dirt or using a rope to get up the side of one. Some crawlthroughs and crawl unders that were rough on the knees, a net wall and a couple 6 foot walls. There were a couple obstacles that were more mentally difficult than physically: walking across a log over water (a log that I would run across if it were on the ground, but I cautiously inched across because I was afraid of falling in), tightroping over water.

    The worst one by far in my opinion was a rope swing where you had no choice but to let go and land in the water. My own fear of water aside, people were showboating— which is fine— but they weren’t watching their timing, so they were totally landing right on top of other people. I did the most pansy-ass swing imaginable so I wouldn’t get totally soaked (this was pretty early in the run) and got out of there as fast as I could.

    My favorite was a slide into an ice bath, which totally woke my legs up. Right after we cleared it, we watched a dump truck unload tons more ice— it’s entirely possible I would have felt differently going in at that point.

     

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    mud_climbphoto credit Lauren’s mom

    v-wall photo credit Lauren’s mom

    lauren_logs

     

    The mud:

    At this point I’ve done my fair share of mud runs, and this was one of the muddiest; as in, the whole dang course was muddy. And as Kelly (who ran with a different team) said, it smelled like a whole different kind of mud. We had a soaking rain a couple days before and I guess they wet it some more the day before, but in any case it was stinky. And we were one of the first waves on a relatively cool, overcast morning; I can’t imagine high noon in the hot sun! Not telling you as a deterrent, mind you, just letting you know so you’re mentally prepared.

     

    net_under photo credit Lauren’s mom

    wire_under

    photo credit Lauren’s mom
    Clearly, I didn’t want any of that getting in my mouth.

    tubecrawl

    photo credit Lauren’s mom

     

    The cleanup:

    Fairly standard mud run “showers”— plenty of hoses. I’ve been to some where they ran out of water or the water pressure on the hoses was near nil but that wasn’t a problem here. The mud came off surprisingly well, but you’re still going to want to bring a change of clothes (there were little popup changing stations for a bit of privacy which was nice), bags for your wet/dirty stuff, and a towel to sit on for the ride home.

    There was a potential creeper taking photos of the hoseoff area with a zoom lens that Heather was giving the skunk eye, so it was pretty funny to find Lauren’s mom had also taken some pics of us in the showers 🙂

     

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    The verdict:

    A great first obstacle course race or even first 5k, and a good choice for breaking out those costumes. Some mental hurdles for those who can’t swim or have a fear of water, but definitely doable.

    You can run individually or as part of a team of four. Teams have to finish together to have their time count, so if you run with a team choose people that are at about your level physically or won’t mind waiting for you (or vice versa). I was our team’s weakest link for sure.

    Although the day is child-friendly (and spectators are free, there’s just a $5/car parking fee), the race is for ages 14 and up. Delaware Mud Run Jr (1.5 miles for kids ages 6-13) happens in June.

    Excellent people watching. Bring money for the after-festival; Heather and I refueled with some pumpkin beer and funnel cakes. Mmmm. Breakfast of champions.

    It’s fun and you should sign up next year.

     

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     Seriously, these girls have got group shots down pat, especially #411 Heather there in the middle.
    Me, not so much.

    group_muddy

    But I’m looking at the camera in this one!

     

    The next day:

    I didn’t hurt nearly as much as I thought I would after Spartan on Saturday, and a race the next day that was a whole lot more running than I was used to. (And there was none of that funny business during either race with my foot going numb!)

    My left ankle was swollen, either from my failed rope climb or too many stairs: it didn’t hurt but I wasn’t getting full range of motion for sure. I was walking like I had a peg leg, but I still went to my RivFit class. No rest for the wicked 🙂

    I wouldn’t say I’ve caught the running bug again, but I have a whole lot more running to do over the next 6 weeks. That I signed up for. Voluntarily. Like I’m a runner or something.

    WHAT WAS I THINKING.

    I’m not an athlete, I just play one on the internet.

    Wish me luck.

     

     

  • Next Up, an Urban OCR: the NYC URBANATHLON

    Next Up, an Urban OCR: the NYC URBANATHLON

     

    There’s something so thrilling about signing up for an event that last year you just weren’t ready for.

    In 2012 I (through my job at FitFluential) worked with the Men’s Health team on a Twitter chat promoting their urban obstacle course race series, the Urbanathlon. I thought it sounded like SO MUCH FUN when I was researching for the chat, but was pretty sure I couldn’t handle the 9.5-11 mile distance separating the awesome obstacles. At that time, they offered a relay option for teams of three, but I didn’t know two other people that would run it with me.

    How times have changed! In two years I’ve made lots of friends who’d be willing to trek to NYC and take on the urban playground. And the Urbanathlon now offers a new sprint distance in addition to their classic distance.

    I’m thinking you can guess what happens next.

    urbanathlon

     

    Yep.

    As part of a FitFluential campaign (have I mentioned lately that I love my job?) Kelly and I, in our normal “I’m not really an athlete, I just play one on the internet” fashion are headed to Citi Field on October 25th to hurdle barricades and taxicabs, run lots of stadium stairs and climb over buses in the Men’s Health Urbanathlon. They’re providing me with a comped registration so I was left with no excuses 🙂

    We’re going to nudge our running friends who don’t really OCR and our CrossFit Riverfront boxmates who don’t really run to join us, and you should too! The obstacles look challenging but easily doable (no monkeybars, WOOT WOOT since I still can’t really do them) and the sprint distance is totally manageable.

     

    So here’s the 411 on the Urbanathlon:

    • 3 dates, 3 cities: 10/18 Soldier Field in Chicago, 10/25 Citi Field in NYC, 11/23 AT&T Park in San Francisco
    • Classic distance is 10-12 miles, 14 obstacles; sprint is 3-5 miles, 7 obstacles. NYC is 4.5 miles.
    • Women are welcome! Participants must be ages 18 and up though.
    • Post race festival features DJ sets, food and drink, and tons of swag from sponsors to demo, sample and take home.
    • Save 20% off registration with code FIT.

     

    Urbanathlon discount code

     

     

    Signing up for lots of scary things this October… I have at least 2 more to tell you about. What are you up to?

     

     

  • Why I’m Not Really a Runner

    Why I’m Not Really a Runner

    I hear it a lot.

    People counseling each other not to compare. Not to worry about being good enough.

    “If you run, you’re a runner.”

    OK, well, I run. And it’s frustrating, because I really have not grown to love running, have never felt that “runner’s high.”

    My brother told me that I was looking for something more dramatic than it is. “You know, that feeling you get sometimes when you feel like you could keep going forever.”

    Yeah, I’ve never had that either.

    I don’t hate every run, but I do feel that I fight for every mile. I like stopping.

    I like what running does for my body. I like being a good example for my kids. I like feeling faster, stronger.

    And lately, that’s the real issue. I’m as slow as I’ve ever been, as slow as when I first started after years of inactivity. It seems like all the work I’ve been doing for the last 18 months was for nothing.

    Wait, don’t pounce yet. Hear me out.

     

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    Love this photo. Postrun and I look miserable.

     

    I read recently— it kills me that I can’t find the article to link to— that you have to be careful not to cross an imaginary line when you start training for a triathlon. For most runners, the swim will be the weak point. I bitch and moan every week in swim class because my legs sink in the water and throw off my plane; my instructors tell me that’s normal for runners. Different muscles, legs are more dense than your top.

    The article warned against putting in too many training hours to perfect your swimming technique, against crossing that imaginary line. From runner to triathlete. From crosstraining to something more.

    Because if you’re primarily a runner, if you want running to be your strongest point, you should be running.

    Makes sense, right? If you’re a runner, you run. You find the time. You train with running in mind. You swim to be a better runner, as opposed to taking time from your running to be a better swimmer.

    Priorities.

    I’ve given it some thought and I don’t think I’m willing to give all those hours to running after all.

    I’ll still run.

    I’ll still plan to do a half in the fall, and some shorter races beforehand. But I’ll just be running. Not racing. Not obsessing over numbers. Not beating myself up for not improving in some quantifiable way.

    I’m letting the times go, just focusing on the miles.

    But I’m loving trying new classes too much to let them all go. I love my yoga. I love finding time to do physical activities with my kids. And I’ll admit, I love seeing improvement week after week in swim class.

    Priorities.

    I’m prioritizing enjoying my fitness activities, and trusting that will yield the best results. Science is totally backing me up on this.

     

    crosstraining

    I love awkward photos.

    crossfit riverfront

    I love snuggling with puppies and Instagramming disgustingly sweaty pics post-RivFit.

     

     

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    —Robert Heinlein

     

    Specialization is for insects. And for specialists, I suppose.

    But right now it’s not for me. Right now I’m all about being well-rounded, about being flexible, about having fun with my fitness, about trying new things, about enjoying being a jack of all trades and master of none. I think it’s my best way to model a healthy lifestyle for my kids.

    The fitness world loves to say #NoExcuses, and maybe I am just making excuses.

    I’m saying, well, I guess I’m saying #SometimesExcuses.

    And if anyone wants to judge me for that, well. 🙂

    Honey Badger Mom don’t care.