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  • 30 Day Paleo Challenge: Two Weeks In

    30 Day Paleo Challenge: Two Weeks In

     

    I signed up for a 30 day paleo challenge at our CrossFit box. My normal diet is, overall, pretty good, but I figured I could stand to be disciplined for a month and see how it changed my energy levels and strength/endurance during workouts.

    It was also a nudge to limit drinking to the weekends, and even then I’m sticking with wine.

     

    Food rules for our paleo challenge:

    YES: all lean meat, fish, seafood & eggs; all non-starchy seasonal vegetables; seasonal fruit

    In moderation: healthy fats, nuts and seeds

    NO: grains or cereals at all; legumes; dairy; processed foods; sugars or artificial sweeteners

    Alcohol is allowed but at a minimum amount.

     

    Scoring:

    • Clean week: 5 points per week. One unauthorized cheat meal: 3 points. More than one unauthorized cheat meal: 0 points for the week.
    • We completed a test WOD which we will do again at the end; ostensibly to illustrate a proper diet improves overall performance. If we do better the second time around, 5 points. I’m actually a little concerned because I don’t think I could have done this any faster than I did (5:29).

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    • Bringing a friend to “Bring a Friend Fridays” earns 3 more points (wanna go?)
    • If we post a pic on social media in Riverfront gear and hashtag #TheRiv #CfRiverfront we earn 3 easy points.

    CrossFit Riverfront Paleo Challenge

    I pretty much live in Riv gear.

    • Participating in Crossfit Riverfront get togethers or events earns 5 points and a coach-approved cheat meal.

    At the end of the day, the scoring isn’t such a big deal; I have no idea where we stand compared to other teams. But you betcha I’ve been going and doing the challenge WODs to earn my cheat meals. They’ve been doozies, too. (The workouts, not the meals.)

    CrossFit Riverfront Paleo Challenge

    One guy did the humans vs. zombies Halloween WOD in acid washed tight ass jeans. Respect. I haz it.

    So far, I really miss cheese. Like, a lot. But I’m vaguely lactose intolerant, and frankly, I can feel the difference, not eating the cheese. I don’t get that icky-full feeling after meals. Depending on who you read, some iterations of the paleo diet allow some dairy, and I’ll probably add it back in after the challenge is over, but not at the quantities I used to eat it.

    The first day of the paleo challenge was hard, simply because I didn’t prepare. Egg breakfast, OK, but no cheese on top? I had to make some ketchup from scratch because I can’t just eat eggs plain. And then, I had like no time for lunch but nothing quick to grab. I spent the night boiling eggs and chopping veggies and the rest of the week went much more easily.

    The family is eating normally for the most part; what we’ve primarily done is simplified our meals, forego the very cheesy dishes and quick processed foods (we never ate a lot of those anyway), and some easy substitutions (coconut oil for butter or olive oil when sautéeing, coconut flour for regular flour, etc). Sauces and cheese is available for them on the side. I eat eggs and fruit for breakfast and leftovers or salad for lunch, for snacks I have hard boiled eggs, raw vegetables, honeycrisp apples or bananas.

    CrossFit Riverfront Paleo Challenge

    Sample lunch. Salad, honeycrisp sliced thin, egg salad made with avocado rather than mayo.

     

    One of our skill sessions this week was a 2K row. I took it nice and easy and didn’t have to stop at all— that’s unheard of for me— finishing in 9:06. In June, I was pretty proud of my 9:49.

    CrossFit Riverfront Paleo Challenge

    Maverick and I came in first by a solid 30 seconds for this week’s paleo challenge (partner) WOD, at least for our timeslot (those 5:15 am people are a different breed and their scores were like a full minute faster). Given that I spent the early part of the week sidelined by a stomach bug, I’m feeling pretty smug about it.

    The warmup was 50 burpees for time; I did it in 3:42 but can’t find my time from the last time I did it. I’m pretty sure it was a little over 4 minutes; the time before that was just under 5 minutes, pretty soon after we had started taking classes. I only mention it so I know for next time 😛

    The workout was 50 kettlebell swings (we used 25s), 50 goblet squats (dropped to 20 and even so am feeling those today), 50 box jumps (I have to do mostly stepups because of my knees), 50 situps and 50 one-arm thrusters (we held on to the 25s for these).

    The “partner” element was just that I had to wait for Mav to finish his 50 of any move before we could move on to the next one. He was only a few seconds behind each time, and I gave him some grief about a water break (“c’mon! You can’t drink water and jump on the box at the same time?!”) but I was pretty damn proud of the kid.

    CrossFit Riverfront Paleo Challenge

    How’s that for an awkward photo?
    I was trying to save Heather from having to touch my sweaty back.

     

    Anyway, I’m curious to see how I’ll feel when I add dairy and grains back in at the end of 30 days; maybe I’ll decide it’s in my best interests to limit them.

    But not pumpkin pie. I plan to eat my weight in pumpkin pie in two weeks’ time.

    Paleo challenge eats so far:

    • Paleo pumpkin bread
    • Pot roast and baked potatoes (sweet potatoes for me). Simplest meal ever, lots of leftovers.
    • Steak kabobs with peppers, onion and grape tomatoes.
    • Roasted chicken: basted in coconut oil, rosemary, garlic and lime juice.
    • Fire roasted bacon meatloaf with roasted asparagus
    • Pan fried steaks. They had rice, I had leftover sweet potato.
    • Pork tenderloin with sautéed spinach
    • Slow cooker BBQ chicken breasts and thighs (we made this BBQ sauce; it tasted like a great pulled pork sauce. It needed something to make it more BBQ. Like something to make it smoky?) with roasted garlic broccoli. I ate a whole tray of broccoli and I felt no shame.
    • Stuffed peppers. We doubled the recipe, using both ground bison and venison sausage. It was pretty fantastic.
    • Breakfast for dinner. Eggs, bacon, whatever fruit and veg we had sitting around. We did this once each week.
    • and a couple of nights of “there’s a fridge full of leftovers, go eat something.”
    • I made ketchup, mustard and Worchestershire from this post’s paleo condiment recipes.
    • Most of those nights had some sort of salad involved.

    My earned Halloween cheat was broccoli bites; this week we went to IHOP for Jake’s birthday and I had some crepes and a cheesesteak. And then I slept for 13 hours. That’s not related but it’s such a rarity I just want it on record.

    I feel good. I’m sleeping better. I’ve had to miss a fair number of workouts since we started thanks to my work schedule, illness and having to shuttle Jake around to doctor’s appointments for his dislocated shoulder, but I feel like I’ve given my full effort each time— no having to take breaks because I was too tired, too fast. I think ahead about snacks and have healthy ones, rather than grabbing something to eat in the car on the way to class. And I’m definitely eating more than I used to, which is a good thing. I’m very guilty of being a meal skipper and then eating anything in my way.

    So, two weeks in, paleo challenge verdict: not too hard, feeling good. Down 11 pounds, but take that with a grain of salt since I was sick for a couple of days.

    Let’s see how I feel at the end of the month 🙂

     

    Ever done a paleo/ Whole 30 challenge?

     

  • CrossFit Baby Steps: RivFit at CrossFit Riverfront

    CrossFit Baby Steps: RivFit at CrossFit Riverfront

     

     

    As part of my decision to LEAP this year, I’ve been trying new things. Things that scare me.

    It started with overcoming a fear of the water and learning to swim. And then almost immediately deciding on doing a sprint triathlon in 2014, to make sure I don’t stop or give up— giving myself the out of “good enough.”

    The next seemingly obvious step was to commit to the idea of a half marathon. Unfortunately, the one I wanted to run (Delaware Half) sold out before I had my $ together, so that’s on hold for the fall.

    Then I roped Kelly into signing up for kickboxing classes with me. Those were tough for the first couple of classes, but by the end we had figured out the choreography and were actually looking forward to it.

    Our next fitness adventure was 10 RivFit classes at CrossFit Riverfront, bought through Groupon. These are described as “perfect for the non-athlete or beginner athlete looking shed weight and body fat,” and although I was nervous about going, I figured I was beyond beginner athlete. I run. I swim. I hit the gym. I do pushups and pullups at home. I’d been kicking box.

    Holy hell.

    I want to get my thoughts on these first classes down before I get in too deep, so we can all see the progress. Or lack thereof. 🙂

    SO, to start, I was late to the first class. I checked in and was pointed to where the RivFit class happens. The area was empty— everyone had already just started on the first bit of the warmup, which was a 200 meter run. I put my water bottle down and tried to follow what everyone else was doing.

     

    CrossFit Riverfront

     

    First class.

    Warmup. 3 rounds:

    200meter run
    10 pushups
    10 air squats
    10 situps

    Not too bad. Not sure how many pushups I’d be doing within the hour, I wussed and did girly pushups.

    Guess what? No girly pushups in RivFit. F*ck.

    The workout, as best as I can remember with Kelly’s help, was:

    400 meter run
    30 pushups
    40 turkish twists
    50 squats w/ medicine ball
    60 burpees
    50 lunges w/ medicine ball
    40 kettle bell swings
    30 situps
    200 meter run
    30min limit.

    When it was revealed Kelly looked over at me and said, “What did you get us into?” and all I could do was shake my head. As I was still winded from the warmup.

    I pretty much felt like dying, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t going to keep up with the 20-somethings in the class (I came in 6th or 7th, I think). Afterwards I sat outside with Kelly, in theory to wait out rush hour traffic, but actually having a sort of out-of-body experience where I talked her ear off about who knows what. I don’t remember anything about that conversation.

    I also had a ridic allergy attack from sucking wind, I guess, and was sneezing every 15 seconds or so. It was a fun ride home.

    The next day I was walking all bowlegged. I was fine if sitting or standing, but getting up was an ordeal. At one point Cass knocked something off the bathroom counter, and I told her in all seriousness that there was no possible way I was getting down there to pick it up.

    Ohmigod I did not want to go to my second class. I didn’t dread giving birth to Cass anywhere near as much (and that’s after two natural births, the first involving tearing and the second involving a 9.5lb baby with notably broad shoulders. TMI? Perhaps, but now you have perspective.)

    Luckily I had Kelly meeting me and the implied guilt if failing to do so; I really don’t know if I would have gone without her.

     

    Second class.

    Warmup involved some running, squats and kettlebell swings, I don’t recall exactly. Thankfully no running in the workout as it was hot as hades.

    Workout, give or take (I really suck at remembering these, I blame short term memory loss due to oxygen deprivation):

    10 jumping jacks
    20 mountain climbers
    30 burpees
    40 box jumps
    50 air squats
    40 pushups
    30 kettlebell swings
    20 tricep dips
    10 lunges
    200x single unders (or 100 double unders)
    Time limit 25minutes.

    The sad thing is, I looked at that board and thought, that’s doable. Only 30 burpees. 40 pushups = 2 sets of 20, I can do that.

    I hadn’t really considered how much it sucks to do pushups after burpees. I got into a groove jumping the rope along to the beat of the Katy Perry song playing, even managing the occasional double under, but once the song was over I lost focus and coordination and could only do maybe 5 jumps at a time for the 35 or so I had left.

    Also? The counting is in some ways the hardest part, when all you want to do is stop.

    This one took me 18:45 and knocked me flat on my back for a couple of minutes once I was done.

     

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    Third class.

    Warm up was as a seemingly random series of moves: front and back lunges, crab walk, squat walk, sit ups, and so forth, not horribly taxing.

    Workout:

    25 burpees
    10 wall balls
    10 kettle bell swings

    You had 4 minutes to do the burpees and as many sets of the wall balls and kettlebell swings as possible; each completed set counted as 1 point. 1 min rest in between and then you started again with the burpees. 5 rounds.

    I basically looked at that and said shiiiiiiittttt. That’s 125 burpees before you even get into scoring.

    My score was pretty pathetic (4 + 4, or four completed rounds and 4 half completed) but I did every one of those 125 burpees, dammit. There is no way on god’s green earth that would have been possible two weeks ago.

    Not only that, but I didn’t feel too bad the next day, either. Which, as I told Kelly, made me feel like I should have pushed harder. Which in turn made me want to punch myself in the face.

     

    So, verdict so far as a relative newbie:

    People will tell you that you don’t have to have a solid athletic base to do CrossFit, as it is scalable to your fitness level. Either these people are liars, or it will vary from box to box. Keep in mind that I am reasonably fit and this isn’t even proper CrossFit, but more a bootcamp-type class. See if you can sneak in for a preview.

    There is a definite sense of camaraderie among the class attendees. We’re all in this hell together.

    I really like our teacher, Szabi, who is a peculiar blend of inappropriate humor, soft-spokenness, and ass kicking.

    I have pushed harder than I ever have, in these classes. Partially because I am competitive, partially because it’s only 30 minutes or less and I’m acutely aware of that. Would I ever do 125 burpees at home? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

    I’ve also voluntarily pushed harder at home. Rather than doing smaller sets of pushups, I’ve been trying to keep it up until absolute failure. (I know what that feels like now. There have been times when I’ve had 2 pushups left and thought I wasn’t capable of doing them.)

    I have wanted to vomit at least a dozen times, but not badly enough that Szabi has kindly stood nearby with the bucket.

    I am way stronger already, 3 classes in. The DOMS have seriously lessened. This works, and that’s why I’m going to keep going.

    We’ll see how I feel about it once I’ve finished the 10 classes, but right now I’m inclined to think I’m going to want to try and talk Jeff into a family membership to CrossFit. I think he and Jake (my 15yo) would LOVE the non-traditional gym feel and competitiveness of it.

    CrossFit Riverfront also offers rowing, yoga and CrossFit Kids classes; Maverick would enjoy the badassery and individual sport, Cass loves everything athletic. And compared to other boxes CrossFit Riverfront is a good deal for the money.

    And that’s my foray into CrossFit thus far. Hope my abject humiliation was enjoyable 🙂